• Reader: Dear Mr. Snicket, What is the best way to keep a secret?
  • Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding.
“I’m not someone you’d cry over.”
— Six Word Story at 9:21 AM.  (via sobday)

(via onlyjustabrokensmile)

“I’d do anything to be enough for you”
  • me: omg now I get it!
  • friend: u get what?
  • me: you know, when things heat, they expand
  • friend: and?
  • me: I'm not fat, I'm hot